February 2012
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I got home one night and, as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, “I want a divorce.” She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words. Instead, she softly asked me why. I avoided the question, and this made her angry. She threw down the chopsticks and shouted, “You are not a man!” We didn’t talk to each other that night. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to...
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The 5 Most Ridiculously Sexist Superhero Costumes →
“Female superhero costumes are the comic industry’s “No Cooties” signs: They prove that the people who designed them think about girls (a lot) but don’t really know how they work and are making sure it stays that way. I am not an enlightened man. I consider the wipe-clean cheerleader costume a greater advance in clothing technology than the spacesuit. But the only...
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The Top 5 Regrets of the Dying →
“A nurse has recorded the most common regrets of the dying, and among the top ones is ‘I wish I hadn’t worked so hard’. What would your biggest regret be if this was your last day of life?”
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January 2012
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...maybe i just smoked a bowl before my chem...
The strain is called Chem Dawg. That means I’ll ace the test, right?
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The Way It Was →
An article discussing pre-Roe v. Wade abortions.
