April 2012
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March 2012
Disregard Everything I say: The Mental Components... →
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DISCLAIMER: The only important source I am using here is my own experiences over countless trips and discussions with friends which may be completely different from your own experiences. I’ve tried to keep this as accurate and well worded as I possibly can but most of these mental aspects are…
Disregard Everything I say: The Visual Components... →
disregardeverythingisay:
DISCLAIMER: The only important source I am using here is my own experiences over countless trips and discussions with friends which may be completely different from your own experiences.
I’ve tried to keep this as accurate and well worded as I possibly can but most of these visual aspects are…
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"We Call Them Greasers"
They were growing corn on their small ranchos raising cattle, horses smelling of woodsmoke and sweat. They knew their betters: took off their hats placed them over their hearts, lowered their eyes in my presence.
Weren’t interested in bettering themselves, why they didn’t even own the land but shared it. Wasn’t hard to drive them off, cowards they were, no backbone. I...
February 2012
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I got home one night and, as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, “I want a divorce.” She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words. Instead, she softly asked me why. I avoided the question, and this made her angry. She threw down the chopsticks and shouted, “You are not a man!” We didn’t talk to each other that night. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to...
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The 5 Most Ridiculously Sexist Superhero Costumes →
“Female superhero costumes are the comic industry’s “No Cooties” signs: They prove that the people who designed them think about girls (a lot) but don’t really know how they work and are making sure it stays that way. I am not an enlightened man. I consider the wipe-clean cheerleader costume a greater advance in clothing technology than the spacesuit. But the only...
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The Top 5 Regrets of the Dying →
“A nurse has recorded the most common regrets of the dying, and among the top ones is ‘I wish I hadn’t worked so hard’. What would your biggest regret be if this was your last day of life?”
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January 2012
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...maybe i just smoked a bowl before my chem...
The strain is called Chem Dawg. That means I’ll ace the test, right?
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